the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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