I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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