I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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