covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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