Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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