What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
