somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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