This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you would pick up someone in the library
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Randomize
