STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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