Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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