i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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