question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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