We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I did not marry a roomba.
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