i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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