no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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