his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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