what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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