I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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