Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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