Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
is that a dick in a sweater?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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