how can u be prego again
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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