He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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