when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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