been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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