Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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