i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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