If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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