you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Randomize
