the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
