Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
where are my eyebrows?
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