In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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