What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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