if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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