Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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