Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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