last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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