U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he fucked my hip out of place.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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