No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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