Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Randomize
