Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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