i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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