we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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