Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
