She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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