We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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