I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
this hospital has no fireball
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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