why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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