I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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