i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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