Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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