shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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